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Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.
"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"
by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024
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Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024
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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job
Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots
by 4jh January 22, 2025
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The GTA 6 release date

The GTA 6 release date: It’s the modern-age version of a unicorn.

Example:
“The GTA 6 release date is the gaming addict’s version of chasing the dragon.”
Lee: Bruv, I can’t wait — GTA 6 is coming out soon.

Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv. We’ll be claiming our pensions before The GTA 6 release date .

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026
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Dire Dire Dated

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"
by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025
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double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.
Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.
by CushlaB March 22, 2025
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