humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014

they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003