dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005

sleight of dick

using your dick to do magic

look at that man's sleight of dick

by Lio messi legend January 24, 2021

lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003