Sean David

The best guy anybody could ever ask for. An overall amazing guy. Tall, skinny, brown hair,gorgeous brown eyes, funny, just perfect. Im The happiest girl I've ever been with him. Hes the type of guy every girl wants. He's the one who would stay up all night trying his hardest just to make everything better. Hes the boyfriend who would cuddle and buy you chocolate while you're on your period. Sean is the boyfriend who loves you in sweat pants, hair up, and no make up.

Sean David is just so perfect. He gives me the best memories and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. Hes amazing.

by hahahahayourecool. November 18, 2013

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10

guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know

by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017

Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.

Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.

by GaryE January 13, 2008

star of david

Some people use the term "star of david" to refer to a type of uzi usually used in drive-by-shootings because the gun is shaped like a star and it is made in Israel.

I was riding through the hood with a few of my blood homies and we blasted on some ckrabs with my brand new star of david that I had imported illegally.

by UrbanStreak November 16, 2006

David Wright

A well known homosexual athlete that plays for the New York Mets. David Wright is in a relationship with Jose Reyes, and the two did a couples photo-shoot with esquire magazine (google it).
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.

David Wright is the most overhyped player in baseball, but he sure does like going down on Jose Reyes.

by YesItsAFact November 2, 2008

david copperfield

cockney rhyming slang for groping a ladies tattybojangles
cop a feel
copperfield

lets have a david copperfield
give us a david

by greglorious April 8, 2010

david bowie

The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!

Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.

Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"

Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"

Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"

by If i die, it was David who killed me November 10, 2007