Three Course Meal

When someone (preferably a woman) squats over your face and shits in your mouth. You then chew it until it is mushy or just generally chewed up and then regurgitate it back into their asshole.

You didnt create a big enough brown rocket for our three course meal

by Arlibarli January 19, 2026

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

blown off course

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.

I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2015

fallen off of my course

Lost focus

Boy: I really think I need to be alone. I've fallen off of my course for sure.

by Yetje April 9, 2017

piece of cuise

dumb ass

bitch

1) yea he’s a piece of
cuise

2) my mom was being a piece of cuise she took away my vape

by cumdumpster69xxx June 3, 2018

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

by maddodge November 11, 2018

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019