Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025