Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
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When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
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1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 22, 2011
Get the crotch mullet mug.Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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Get the crotch waffles mug.The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.
Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016
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Get the crotch thunderbird mug.person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
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