Canadian Dishwasher 

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.

The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.

Canadian Dishwasher by Corona penguin August 25, 2025

Canadian Maplefucking 

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

Canadian Maplefucking by Grogon September 7, 2025

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE 

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CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE SHAGS A GOAT

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE by mrs tosser September 8, 2025

Canadian FootJob 

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

Canadian FootJob by onori September 24, 2025

Canadian yogurt 

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else

I gave friend a Canadian yogurt yesterday

Canadian yogurt by anonymous September 27, 2025

Canadian Deadline 

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

Canadian Deadline by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

Canadian Cuck Day 

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.

I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.

Canadian Cuck Day by htwfefinder October 10, 2025