A word made up by the FP crew team that means "YOU WOULDA THOUGHT". When saying "Shags" you must make the shags gesture, which is when you swipe your index finger under your nose.
A word to decline anything embarrassing or something impossible or something that willnever happen your friend says to you; Similar to the word psyche or not( as seen in Borat)
Bryan: Hey dude, I heard you slept with Michelle.
Sammy: SHAGS! That willnever happen!
A kid who regularly gets rammed in the ass by a drillpress, usually in a techroom while informing his femalemate that the quality of her belt is currently sufficient, but if it were to be removed he would appriciate it and probably bust a huge nut. "Shags" also enjoys article writing, buying Doreen a slush and hitting two homeruns out of murphy.
Hey Shags, I was just playing some chinese checkers and I was wondering if you would eat sushi off of my nuts. No?...alright, maybe later...shags