boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place

All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019

Boner Bait

Any sort of online content that includes some sort of mild sexual content, women in general, or flirting to get people to click on it, give it a like, comment on it etc. Most effective when used on a simp. Used by people to get lots of comments and likes or boost self confidence in some cases.

Woman in a bra using boner bait on a post: "Me or the PS5?"

by Lewis_Bubba March 13, 2021

rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 14, 2014

Doner Boner

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.

"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"

by Goatsie April 26, 2010