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Boner Bait

Any sort of online content that includes some sort of mild sexual content, women in general, or flirting to get people to click on it, give it a like, comment on it etc. Most effective when used on a simp. Used by people to get lots of comments and likes or boost self confidence in some cases.
Woman in a bra using boner bait on a post: "Me or the PS5?"
by Lewis_Bubba March 13, 2021
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Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.
"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"
by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019
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boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place
All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.
a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.
by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020
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Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.
Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.
by rathergethead June 14, 2014
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Doner Boner

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.
"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"
by Goatsie April 26, 2010
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