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bearded zombie

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016
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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
The shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot.

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean June 25, 2016
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bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.
I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.
by SeniorMus June 6, 2016
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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
That shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot!

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean May 30, 2016
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beardmiring

When a girl admires sexy-looking beard.
That Emmy can't stop beardmiring Joachim. Not to blame her, that beard is gorgeous!
by Smallpapi May 14, 2016
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Beardled

For a gay man to rub his bushy beard all over you
Jack walked over and beardled me during the J.O sesh.
by Jaxaboy June 21, 2016
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Beardspective

Because of one's beardspective he could see beyond racial indifference.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 12, 2016
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