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beaned as in beanedandtoasted.com, the trendsetter for UK student lifestyle.
you have been beaned - you have been beanedandtoasted
by pookle July 25, 2004
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bearded dragon

An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.
I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.
by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011
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Prophet's Beard

Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Lev. 19:27, 21:5).
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.

-Term invented by John T. Boruff.

1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.
1. Duuude! Prophet's Beard!! Shaaw...
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.
by John T. Boruff May 2, 2004
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Fear the beard

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.
"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?
by BankingDJ March 26, 2010
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Beard

Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.
Check out that guy's beard, I bet he has Lara Croft bedsheets.
by BBBS June 27, 2006
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Bearded Frog

Bearded Frog is a user on www.amdforums.com now known as Pc Perspective www.pcper.com . He has a picture of an actual bearded frog in his sig and he is 1337
by The One January 17, 2005
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Playoff Beard

1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)
Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
by Buteramerica April 25, 2009
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