cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!

I am drinking milk from a cows tits!!!

by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020

Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.

Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.

by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020

Fat cow

Your mum

Your mum is a fat cow

by codetastic08 February 16, 2020

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Cow

The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.

Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.

a cow is the best

Man that guy is complex, what a cow

by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020

Disabled Cow

Manuel

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow

by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020

Cow

Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.

See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.

by Lol noob November 17, 2020