Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 21, 2020
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Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.
Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018
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Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
by I punch gorillas October 29, 2018
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mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain
olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor
by littleliv July 13, 2023
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mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit
olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea
by July 13, 2023
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Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends
I hate Conor bacon
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018
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