ass ferocity

when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)

The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.

ass ferocity by TWON June 6, 2004

Ass Clincher 

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

Ass Clincher by the_toad April 21, 2006

Ass flap 

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

Ass flap by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

ass banner by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007

ass blanket

An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

ass blanket by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

ass tool 

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

ass tool by M__ May 12, 2008

ass voice

A horrible singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJeBIlyaOas

Just listen...this girl has an "ass voice".

ass voice by Hugh-G-Rection September 27, 2008