by Joe Bradley2013 October 08, 2009
stop messing around, stalling, procrastinating and holding up the show when people are depending on you.
stop faking in the lane
by Lady HardDrive March 08, 2007
The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.
(Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!
(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.
(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.
by Coutney and Rachel January 26, 2009
This Fake ass nigga bitch on my birthday after she specifically told me she would be there. Bitch
My best man faked on my wedding days before after i told him he was my best man.
My best man faked on my wedding days before after i told him he was my best man.
by Fakedude March 12, 2015
A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.
by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011
some one who thinks that they are the shit, and can do whatever they want and thinks that everyone likes them. even though no one does.
this person will claim to do things, and never do.
this person will claim to do things, and never do.
person1:"man, that martin king kid is a fake-ass-bitch."
person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."
person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."
person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"
person1:"yep."
person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."
person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."
person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"
person1:"yep."
by tstar* July 24, 2006
You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.
Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"
by Dan Jakubek May 01, 2004