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In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 28, 2022
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Non zoned friend

Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
by VH_Tiberius April 7, 2019
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Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020
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disaster zone

Shithole place (city, state, country)
by Saucy1-2U May 2, 2018
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danger zone chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
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zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”
damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023
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zones urbaines sensibles

( sensitive urban zones in English, and abbreviated ZUS in French of France, also called no-go zones): urban Muslim ghettos in major European cities where little or no integration/assimilation takes place
How can these zones urbaines sensibles exist if we want to integrate and assimilate these individuals?
by Sexydimma July 11, 2017
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