Windows

The worst operating system in the world.

It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.

I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!

by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022

Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀

BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS

by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023

National throw Taja through the window day!

October, 30 Is the day you can take revenge on your BFF good luck.......

Go untill you have time National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

Windows+L

Press Windows+L to win 4000 vbucks in Fortnite. It's totally free.

He has pressed Windows+L and he won his Vbucks

by Flo - Fan December 30, 2018

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024

Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018