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Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.
by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011
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Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs
Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.
by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009
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weekend warrior

A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.
Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.
by Rear Admiral Poopsocks April 19, 2006
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weekend dike

A straight girl who likes to fool around with women on the weekend. Can be used as a noun or verb.
This labour day weekend, Sally and Cathy were weekend diking it.

During the week, Mary was with Bob. But by saturday, she played weekend dike with Barbie.
by marshallarts November 2, 2007
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Wolverine Weekend

Any weekend in which alcohol is consumed in large amounts on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (derived from the three claws of Wolverine, the symbol for "wolverine weekend" is a tightly closed fist held at face level, back facing the adressee in the conversation, also known as a "war-fist")
What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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WeekOldSushi

An eCunt. I would never date him. Fucking ass.
His eCuntery knows no bounds.
by Leah June 15, 2003
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a weeks wages

when you see a fit as fuck bird with a nice ass and u say you would pay a weeks wages to bang it hense a weeks wages
(i'd buy that for a dollar)
bloody ell dave i'd give a weeks wages for a piece of that sunshine!!
by the pricey April 25, 2006
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