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ur sister mister 

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.
jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

Ur dog a thot 

This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this
Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
Ur dog a thot by ryuisreal May 16, 2018

Ur brother sexually identifies as other 

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

Ur padre large gay

Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"
John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay

John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.
Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

Ur aunt a cunt 

"Worse then "ur sister a mister
Use only if your lose depend on it
Criss: ur mom gay
Steven: ur sister a mister
Criss: your aunt a cunt

Steven burns to ashe and criss is the king of the world
Ur aunt a cunt by Blessed light March 29, 2018