1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.
1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.
by Major Sterrance March 16, 2007
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the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
by roach, Guuder, B to the Z July 20, 2008
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peter: shut up you turkey tit
peter: shut up you turkey tit
by knuckers1 May 24, 2009
Get the turkey tit mug.A catostrophic chain of events deriving from a screw up in the kitchen. These generally affect the sacred Thanksgiving foods which then angers the large, hungry, peabrained rednecks occupying space in your home. Shouting, violent outbursts, crying, drunken-ess, and lawn fighting usually ensue
You: man my thanksgiving sucked
Friend: why?
You: my mom had all these rednecks over and when the turkey got burnt the whole situation became a Turkeyfuck. I mean it was a drunk, violent, redneck mess.
You: Damn that sux brah
Friend: why?
You: my mom had all these rednecks over and when the turkey got burnt the whole situation became a Turkeyfuck. I mean it was a drunk, violent, redneck mess.
You: Damn that sux brah
by Xto tha iggy w to the wizza November 29, 2010
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