backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.

A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.

by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011

Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Toilet Bowl

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”

Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!

by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023

Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.

Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.

by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023