trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

Monroe Trout

A God amongst traders of questionable asset classes, Monroe Trout has the body of Adonis and the mind of Plato.

Yo dawg, I heard Monroe Trout is up 380% this morning on his altcoins port.

by Monroe Trout April 9, 2021

Dark truth ramous

Some random bs ibrahim made cuz he is a retard

Its the dark truth ramous

by Yesmanhub July 15, 2021

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

Trump Truth

A lie/falsehood that is easily proved false.

My kids said didn't eat the cookies, but the crumbs around their faces proved it was a trump truth. A lie/falsehood that is easily proved false. Injecting disinfectants will cure covid is a trump truth. Millions of people attending the Trump inauguration is a trump truth.

by slangwords2021 October 30, 2021

Trump Truth

A lie or falsehood that is easily proven false.

The kids say they weren't eating cookies, but the crumbs on their faces proved it was a trump truth.

by slangwords2021 October 30, 2021