cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc

That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler

by Big dick tyler November 28, 2017

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Cow Train

Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .

Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.

by Getty litty bitty January 04, 2019

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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 16, 2019

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Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 12, 2021

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Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 29, 2020

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