Spitballin

Slingin Rock and drinkin 40's like in wunnuttin while talking to some hoes and laying down a fat beat

Me and Nebulon were Spitballin on the corner to some chickenheads

by MILLES January 9, 2008

spitzig

Greatest night school teacher ever. Hasn't beaten any obstinate teenagers yet... never!

"Mr.Spitzig is the greatest teacher at Cameron"

by Amber April 14, 2005

Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.

Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008

spitting flame

(Verb)The act of a woman or man flirting with the other in order to hook up. Also known as shooting or spitting game. The word flame adds the intensity of wanting to make it hot and heavy.
(noun) Flame spitter, flame thrower, dragon.

(v) I was spitting flame with Karrie, but she never gave in. He tried spitting flame with me, but I am not into him.
(n) Jake is a flame spitter. Those types of guys are just flame throwers. She is just being a dragon.

by Jake stinson November 16, 2007

spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face

I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver

by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006

SPITZ

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.

SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary

by AZNrule! May 6, 2012

Spity

Simultaneous pity and anger/disgust.

I really feel bad Bob hasn't been able to get a girlfriend in years but maybe it's because he's a fucking complete douche bag. I guess I feel spity about Bob.

by DrMongo January 22, 2015