Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024

Sadness

Sadness is a very depressing thought. It is so depressing that it sometimes makes people cry then need a theripist. It is a whole bunch of feelings and your about to explode. I get like that a lot, but sometimes it's good to let out your feelings. If you have really good people that you can trust and give them and talk to them about those feelings that you have.

Amelia Earheart- " Hey, Sophie, I'm felling very sad today." (Starts crying)

Sophie Turner - "Amelia it's okay, talk to me and we'll figure it out. The sadness will go away eventually."

by The AMAZING MEESSTER May 19, 2024

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

sad juice

May be referred to alcoholic beverages tragically drunk in situations of solemnity and sadness...

Jerry: "Damn, Daniel's been drinking the sad juice. I guess rejection hit hard for him."

by kasperjazzper November 19, 2025

Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024