When someone is hit on at a bar by someone who is so drunk that their pick up lines are a little sloppy. The sloppiness also relates to the dribble from their inebriated lips.
by Ergosum January 12, 2018
A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s
by Mr. LandeR December 04, 2020
When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.
Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes
by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018
A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
by stat1cn0ise April 02, 2024
by Smokedoutgorrila February 17, 2022
Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 14, 2022
A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.
by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024