Ball so hard

If you ball so hard then you're like, living life on the edge, doing crazy stuff.

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me, but first niggas gotta find me. - Kanye West & Jay Z

Cameron: I slept in for work because I got high lastnight and passed out, man. Ball so hard.

David: Aw man, that sucks! Awesome night though. Aren't you worried about what you're boss is gonna say?

Cameron: Nah, man.

by carnationx May 29, 2012

Too hard basket.

The theoretical basket in which certain tasks are placed when they are deemed to be tedious or difficult. This can include office work and household chores.

It can sometimes lead to social notworking.

Rodney: Hey Stephen, did you finish that report I asked you to do?

Stephen: No Rod. I put it in the Too hard basket.

by Dickolovski March 18, 2009

hard core porn

very heavy pornography or pictures of naked people. hard core simply means that the photos show the act of sex or has the sexual acts.

i love to see hard core porn, its almost like the real thing

by Siddalee February 08, 2003

Hard Dick And Bubblegum

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 01, 2006

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher November 13, 2012

laughing hella hard

When you laugh 'till your sides feel like they're taking a massive shit that's ripping their little assholes.

Yo, I was laughing hella hard when Santa asked her if she wanted a toaster for Christmas.

by M00die November 20, 2013

Mikes Hard Effect

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

by UNCFrady September 09, 2008