gas engineer

A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.

"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"

by RustySparks May 26, 2023

GAS

GAS stands for "Gives A Shit"

Timmy replied to the comment, "Jake, nobody GAS"

by DaveBlunts December 24, 2024

Hit em with the gas

To go in fast with all you have. Phrased used in gaming when someone goes all in as fast and hard as possible, regardless of the expected outcome.

"Pantheon really hit em with the gas!", "I'm gonna hit em with the gas!"

by VLANdrew December 30, 2020

gas explosion

What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.

Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*

by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019

certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.

"Man that burger is certified gas bro"

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023

German gas chamber

When a girl is eating out your asshole and you fart

I was eating his ass out last night and that son of a bitch German gas chambered me!

by Nigga Penis Dictionary Faggot January 10, 2021

Gas

Goods bought from the gas station, usually refers to energy drinks or beef jerky.

Person 1: Hey could you get some gas?
Person 2: Man, if you got some money.

by FlaskOfAmmonia January 17, 2023