Bran Muffin

The curly bush of pubic hair that peaks out in a tuft (like a muffin top) at the top of a persons underwear/pants.

Your pants are falling down, I can see your bran muffin.

by princesspoo February 7, 2013

muffin-ass

1. an endearing term used by homosexuals to refer to their partners.

2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.

1. Chuck loves his little muffin-ass.

2. Chuck had some muffin-ass this morning before work.

by Steven June 3, 2004

butt muffin

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"
"ew ur such a butt muffin"

by mylipslikesugar June 10, 2009

jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004

spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006

cutting muffins

Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.

All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.

gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"

guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."

by RubyCarol June 21, 2011

muffin-top

A person usu. female who has a flabby stomach yet a small waist causing their midsection to hang over their pants on all sides like eaves on a building or, obviously, the top of a muffin.

She would be hot if she just lost that muffin-top. I would reconsider wearing that Tracy, you don't want to accentuate your muffin-top.

by mikey Dizz October 24, 2008