maahika

Maahika’s are gorgeous human beings who have a hard time saying no to people. They are stuck up on one person for the longest time and can never move on. They have the best taste in fashion and are obsessed with anything red. They are angles

God you are such a maahika

by Unicornsandrainbowz November 24, 2021

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

maahir

Typical asshole . Always full of themselves with no sense of humour

Maahir is always so disrespectful

by daddy_stopitpls April 4, 2023

oso machino

Originated in Cincinnati, Ohio in the Fall of 2005, oso machino was the name of a traditional Klotterian folk band. The name soon evolved into a life affirming statement, insipired by the Klotterian band's attitude, used in times of stress and discontent. Many have compared the phrase to hakuna matata however, oso machino is often used in a much more abrasive manner.

syn: fuck it, whatever, who cares, fuckin a

Mike: How was your day?
Jason: Not so good, my mom died...
Mike: ...
Mike: Oso machino (hands Jason a libation).
Jason: (chugs, wipes his mouth on his shirt sleeve, and smiles.)
Jason: Oso machino.

by Klotterhouse Five July 31, 2008

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

by jefferprise January 7, 2008

Answering Machine Actress

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

by Hunter S. Thompsonian January 11, 2009