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Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?
Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?
by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023
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Sauce Machine

In most terms, usually gaming, a "Sauce Machine" is any effective tactic being used in a competitive or social game, whether it be a modified vehicle, weapon or character itself. The term "Sauce Machine" is synonymous to the phrase META (Most Effective Tactic Available). The term is popular with a YouTuber named "Ghilliemaster", who uses the phrase to describe a specific vehicle in the game Grand Theft Auto V.
Gamer 1: Dude! Why is that gun so good!? You just shredded me to pieces!
Gamer 2: I'm telling you, the SMG a complete and utter Sauce Machine.

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Gamer 1: Bro. In War Thunder, the Su-27 is an absolute Sauce Machine. It has a 30mm Cannon that shreds, a shit ton of missiles, and it turns on a dime! What else could you ask for!?
by SerialNonce42 April 29, 2024
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Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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Fax Machine

a highly attractive male, especially referring to those who 32k pvp on the minecraft server, 2b2t.
Person one: "ayo man i'd so hit that Fax Machine"
Person 2: "oh dayum nigga sheesh same fockin here mate"
by 32kay December 2, 2021
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The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
by origamiman February 18, 2024
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old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep
Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!
by Diffmehr February 23, 2024
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