July 5

National post your favorite teammate day!

It'sJuly 5 so I'm posting my favorite teammate

by trinity1289 July 5, 2023

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July 10th

National youngest child chooses what is for dinner day

When your youngest child needs to choose what they want for dinner on July 10th

by anonymous July 10, 2024

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Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

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July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

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July 13

National Send Soapy topless pics to your partner.

Hey it’s July 13 where’s my pic?

by Broguy69 July 13, 2021

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July 12

The best day to be born on. The sweetest person is born on July 12th and is the cutest person you will ever meet. They are mean in a joking way but still make you smile and laugh. People born on July 12th also have perfect features such as hair, eyes, lips, nose, and the most perfect smile.

Someone: “my birthday is July 12th”
Me: “Omg my boyfriend is too and he is the best person ever.”

by august.h June 6, 2023

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