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Sweet, caring, smart girl who loves everyone. She can be mean sometimes but she is doing it to protect you.
She also does what she wants to do even if she asks for advice. Even is she gets hurt she will keep doing it until she gets it.

She is cute or whatever and her name is rare.
If you have a johnlyn keep her or you will regret it.
You see that girl over there.
Yeah, why

That's my friend johnlyn she left me use her phone to call home.

That was so nice of her.
johnlyn by Girlsruletheworld February 16, 2020
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Johnnies 

Street name for Gabapentin
She slipped me some of her johnnies in rehab to help me through it.
Johnnies by Your mom’s Clone January 5, 2021

Jonnymop 

A very sexy man as well as the messiah.
Nolan: “Holy shit! Its Jonnymop!”
Jonnymop: “$19 Jonnymop Card. Quaint. Airfryer.”
Jonnymop by Frickperson April 6, 2021

JOHNNASCUS 

Once a member of rapper Lil Darkie's group SPIDER GANG, JOHNNASCUS is a solo artist who does mostly hardcore/hella distorted shit. He has a distinctive mask (rather, the upper half of one) featuring a CHAOS STR on the top and two extra bits on the bottom of both eye holes. He considers himself as a demigod (which i totally vibe with), and is doing live performances as of writing this article.
Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?
JOHNNASCUS by TMBK February 7, 2022

johnnettephobia

discrimination/oppression against people called johnnette
hannah,adele, finlay or hope: "does something johnnettephobic"

johnnette: thats johnnettephobia
Slang term for a Marijuana cigarette.
“Let’s roll up a Jonny and go kayaking
Jonny by Heyitsmeallen April 22, 2022
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! She is going to be very successful in life, and is really smart. She is kind but some people don't like her. No matter what people say, don't let go of anyone named Johnna.
Johnna is so pretty!
Ikr!
I'm asking her out.
Johnna by idrk88 June 7, 2022