johnlyn

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Sweet, caring, smart girl who loves everyone. She can be mean sometimes but she is doing it to protect you.
She also does what she wants to do even if she asks for advice. Even is she gets hurt she will keep doing it until she gets it.

She is cute or whatever and her name is rare.
If you have a johnlyn keep her or you will regret it.

You see that girl over there.
Yeah, why

That's my friend johnlyn she left me use her phone to call home.

That was so nice of her.

johnlyn by Girlsruletheworld February 16, 2020

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Jonlyn

A girl who seems quiet, but is really very outgoing. She loves writing and has an amazing voice. She is fairly pretty, and looks best with short hair. She was raised on classic 80s rock, but loves all kinds of music. She is choosy about her guys, but the one who can impress her and protect her WILL get her heart. She puts her friends first, and she will do anything for them. Most people consider her to be tough, impatient, and a girl who always gets her way.

Did you hear about Jonlyn? Yeah, she got her way.

Jonlyn by R_E_G January 23, 2011

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johlyn

a chicken with kung foo powers

"i walked into the barn and a johlyn pecked my hissing pickle."
"a johlyn travled in a moped across the mexican border"
"i was sitting next to a johlyn when someone poked my penish and I flipped out, knocking down my chair, mauling the keybored and drooling all over the johlyn."

johlyn by SuperBJ March 6, 2007

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Johnlongears

a good youtuber because he is cool

"Johnlongears is cool

Johnlongears by bigpogstrongman December 31, 2020

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johnnynoose

Using one's penis as a choking device; via, wrapping around the throat.

So instead of hanging this fucker, we johnnynoosed him.

johnnynoose by Broccolli February 8, 2008

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johnlinvro

A person who is shy and eat pop tarts.

JohnlinVro slapped his cousin’s neck and ran away.

johnlinvro by Henry the third February 17, 2019

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JohnlinVro

A person who is shy and eat pop tarts.

JohnlinVro slapped his cousin’s neck and ran away.

JohnlinVro by Henry the third February 17, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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