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Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
That Josh sure is a Wise man!!
by Popcornfart December 1, 2022
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josh

A person you should be aware of because they can be unpredictable. They might be super nice to you or be very grumpy.
Josh's usually have lots of thoughts in their head but can't seem to do anything with them. If you meet a josh in the wild . . .
Hey that guy josh . . .
by wildjoshyy February 19, 2022
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Josh

So tall and hench , like god , but better.
“Is that josh?”
“Yes he’s so tall and hench and like a better version of god!”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Josh

A josh is the sort of person who sells drugs with their family
‘Hey you know that Josh, well he’s got the best Weed In Town!’
by Zeffy194729272847 November 22, 2021
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Josh

When someone is named Josh, happens to be friends with everyone you love and hate, and also happens to get a SPNKR EX every fucking match.
Aw shit, Josh got the SPNKR EX again.
by Dest72 April 22, 2019
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Josh Hall

Josh Hall

A 12 year old boy who looks like a watermelon. Hobbies include harassing teachers, having “special time” with his uncle, bullying kids while calling his mummy like a lil cunt and being an accident
Fuck, there is josh hall
by Fucking_Dildo_Cunt December 17, 2019
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Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.
Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.
by LoveJoshsLeg May 16, 2018
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