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Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier
If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons
by CanukGuy September 28, 2023
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.
I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.
by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019
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Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays
Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend
by Ron guy April 1, 2022
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Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force
I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019
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Johnson

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
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