Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being

God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson

by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Johnson

What you call your best friend

Lily, Teagan, and Miya are my johnsons.

by johnson458 April 2, 2024

Johnson

A disposable or vape

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.

by Tunechifan July 28, 2020

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

Sebastian Johnson

A sexy, brave, heroic, batman, smooth with the ladies like man.

oh I didn't know that there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party

by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021