East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

by Light Joker November 4, 2004

Jesus cock

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.

I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!

by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009

jesus hernandez

a bitch

that jesus hernandez is a total bitch.

by glenb831 December 16, 2008

Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

Jesus Christ

Fakeness

Omg your eyebrows are drawn on there so Jesus Christ

by KavKevKivKovKuv July 19, 2017

Jesus Joint

A marijuana cigarette created by using the roaches of pass joints smoked, thus resurrecting the past joints into one super joint.

E-Dawg - "Let's blaze one, yo."
JDizzle - "We ain't got not weed, G."
E-Dawg - "You got roaches?"
JDizzle & E-Dawg - "JESUS JOINT!"

by jester0510 January 6, 2009

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004