Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Irish Artist

An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me

You are not good enough be more like an Irish Artist

by Irishboi123 October 12, 2019

Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.

“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”

by Irishdd September 6, 2025

laughing in irish

An irish man laughing

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish

by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019

Irish Sisters

North western slang for two people, regardless of gender, nouns, race, ethnicity, or origin, whom have shared an anal plug/and or butt plug.

Oh I’ve heard Amber and Nicole use the same butt plug at home, what a real bunch of Irish sisters.”

by Okieslangslag March 11, 2023

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Diesel

Sweet sweet Guinness 🤤

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel

by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024