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Phone kahones

A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH

bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that

Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
by Sipahi__ September 16, 2024
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phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 7, 2009
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phone

a phone is something you yeet at people when you are mad. and you can also get mad over text
person one- ur dum

peson 2- *yeets the phone at person one*
by ILIKEYEETINGTHINGS January 27, 2022
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Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
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phone day

“Hey it’s phone day! Time to get on my phone
by coolkid377373 September 22, 2021
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cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.
Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.
by profBH January 23, 2011
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phoned

code word for realllyyy high
broo i’m so phoned rn”
by 413X4 June 18, 2022
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