we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2013

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023

Human

Something that loves and hates, sadly you can't do the first one.

"WOAH BRO! DID YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WALKING BY MY LEFT ELBOW JOINT. "(Says the guy in the bigger brain convention.)

by HEY GOOGLE, PLAY DESPACITO March 24, 2020

Human Slop

The soulless mainstream media (movies, TV shows, pictures, and video games) pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all repetitive, preachy, and lacking any real creativity unlike AI generated content.

"there's no such thing as AI slop, we’ve been drowning in human slop for thousands of years."

by Ihatewokeness420 January 2, 2025

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023