holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.

Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.

We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE

by Boovian January 1, 2023

Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.

Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.

by Pjudge January 6, 2023

holy foreskin

the foreskin of THE HOLY GOD

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.

by head giver69420 February 7, 2023

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023