HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

Holy retard that is retarded

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019

Holy Ban

To kill when in a righteous position and spiritually justified

"I'm about to get even with Amalek for ambushing Israel when Israel came up out of Egypt. Here's what you are to do: Go to war against Amalek. Put everything connected with Amalek under a holy ban. And no exceptions! This is to be total destruction—men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys—the works.'" - 1 Samuel 15:3 - The Message (MSG)

by Saya53 August 22, 2019

Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty

" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"

by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

Holy hydroflask

It means holy crap in vsco language

OMG holy hydroflask sksksks

by Vsco September 30, 2019

holy jeans

Pair of pants that hoes or bungee sluts wear to show off their legs

Nah man she’s wearing holy jeans

by Holy jeans May 17, 2018

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018