google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking

Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again

by P_djay September 1, 2018

Google-slap

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.

"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."

by Yzur September 8, 2018

Googleable

Created by John Stone on 9/14/2018. AKA Stoney Bologna

that's Googleable.

by DrStonyBologna September 14, 2018

Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

Google

Very popular search engine, also a company owning YouTube and more. The popular Google products include Google search, docs, drive, maps, and YouTube.

Do you use Google? Most people do.

by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018