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Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.
P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.
by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025
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Tramps Foreskin

A ferocious smell, so bad the mere mention of it makes you want to vom real bad
Barry and his boyfriend raja were in the pub after enjoying watching Pricilla Queen of the Desert, when Barry opened a bad of pork scratchings, Do you want one prononced barry, No fucking way they stink, they remind me of a tramps foreskin.

Cool i'll eat them myself. Now fuck off you mincing dac
by The fist dildo December 10, 2009
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The Forrests

When you have diahrea and and you are out in the country, you keep an eye out for the forrest just incase you need to go
You are out for a family walk with a dodgy stomach and you turn to you mate and say "I've got the forrests real bad"
by evil_one998 November 20, 2010
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Magical Forrest

Noun, a full set of pubic hairs or pubes often very long and not well kept. a Magical Forrest has only one native specie, the bush. but can become infected with, many invasive species such as crabs and other STI's.
"Hey Jim how do I get to the magical Forrest?"

Jim:" You just follow the Happy Trail"
by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011
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Hussian Foreshadowing

Hussian Foreshadowing is like a Chekhov's gun, yet more extreme
The use of a minor detail or menial phrase to create a major plot development later on.
named after the creator of MSPA, Andrew Hussie, who uses this many times in his work
In Homestuck, a brand of cake mix one of the main characters dislikes becomes a interdimensional empire in an alternate universe, Hussian Foreshadowing at its finest.
by Mr. Media McOutlet October 26, 2014
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muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw
Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost
by Angel 33 October 6, 2016
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Mini Forrest

When a woman/man hasn't shaved or trimmed their pubes in a long time,which lead the pubes to grow unfortunately, very long. (Giving it a bushy Forrest effect).
Most hippies or natural people often have their own mini Forrest grown on their privates,if you don't believe me? ( Type in on Google images,Woodstock original hippie pictures).
She set aside her clothes on the floor beside the mirror, peering bleakly back at her reflection.
Inspection her body quickly,she seemed to notice a (mini Forrest) growing wildly on her virgin,this wouldn't do!
As she had a date for tonight,and she was hoping she might get lucky.
by evesWORDS January 7, 2017
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