Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.by dylanhater071206 August 4, 2021
Get the Dylan mug.A sexy polish guy that has a mssive cock he does wonders in bed he grinds women he gets all the woman he hate,s irish woman he is strong but he doesn,t seem like it
Dylan is a sexy polish grinder
by FortniteIs October 28, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.by Djyoses April 19, 2018
Get the Dylan Banter mug.by ApocalyRose August 29, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.
by HottieCheck March 4, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is an EXTREMELY hot and smexy man that pulls hot bitches and boys. he is usually good at golf and Minecraft.
by Sheepdogz3773 April 19, 2023
Get the Dylan mug.