Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

by riggamorrris July 30, 2017

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Crotch Circle

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.

Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!

by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021