hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

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Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025

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Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

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Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

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