Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee Bong

A slang term for a (Coffee) Siphon.

The coffee bong brews well.

by pornstitute October 29, 2025

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.

1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”

by Charrid December 17, 2025

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Night Coffee

Another word for Beer

Friday night, its time for some night coffee.

by the5ifty June 25, 2010

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010