Coffee ice cube

When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.

Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!

by D Rut. October 24, 2008

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CoFest

A gathering that is supposed to be a BroFest but is broken up by the drama of the female species. Although not necessarily a bad thing

What happened to brofest why the girls show up? now its Cofest

by 5'o clock somewhere January 22, 2009

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coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

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coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

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coforeo

An oreo dipped in coffee. Not to be confused with coreo. Coreo is not the real word for a coffee dipped oreo. The real word is coforeo. Pronounced keu-for-eo

Have you tried a coforeo? They're awesome!

by C. King October 23, 2010

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coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

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basically buttfuck nowhere.
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.

all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...

Nigel: hey, where did Ethan go??
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.

Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...

by killahwatts May 25, 2011

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