The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006
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to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
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OMG, chooki is the strongest.
CHOOKI CAN TAK ON BIG GANGS AND KILL DEM ALL EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE KNIFES
Im chooki and im a unit.
CHOOKI CAN TAK ON BIG GANGS AND KILL DEM ALL EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE KNIFES
Im chooki and im a unit.
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
Get the chooki mug.A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.
See: bukkake
See: bukkake
M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..
by dontgetavisual March 27, 2005
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Clocks are annoying little beings on a place called Newgrounds.com.Led by Strawberry Clock,These mangy beasts will annoy you with there "Speakonia" Voices and So on and so Forth.
by Christopher Eloi Redrano November 25, 2004
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